CFTP explores a tale as old as time with “The Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman”. Set in the highlands of Scot… er… Germa… France? I think France. Anyway, you’ve heard the story a thousand times before… boy meets girl, boy becomes werewolf, girl is molested by boy’s sister, girl’s friend wakes up undead vampire bitch, girl’s friend becomes a vampire, boy kills girl’s friend, boy and girl fall in love, boy kills vampire bitch, girl kills boy. If this doesn’t move you, I don’t know WHAT will.
This movie is a fantastic example of what’s wrong with most people in a monster movie: 1, we hear of a vampire trapped by a silver cross. 2, we find an ancient corpse with a silver cross stuck in it’s chest. 3, WE PULL IT OUT AND THEN WALK AWAY! These people deserve everything that they get.
This movie has everything a person could ever want… provided they did not want light, vampires, werewolves, compelling storylines, common sense, or a likable cast. The few times I could tell what people were doing, I could not tell why they were doing it, and it’s probably for the best.
Awaiting Russ’ sage opinion on this film.
- To be filled out.
- Recorded August 15, 2012
- Recorded the same day and session as the next episode, Curse of The Aztec Mummy
- This movie is the third in a series, so there may be other installments riffed later. Maybe.
- Free – Watch here