The Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman

Movie Description:

CFTP explores a tale as old as time with “The Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman”. Set in the highlands of Scot… er… Germa… France? I think France. Anyway, you’ve heard the story a thousand times before… boy meets girl, boy becomes werewolf, girl is molested by boy’s sister, girl’s friend wakes up undead vampire bitch, girl’s friend becomes a vampire, boy kills girl’s friend, boy and girl fall in love, boy kills vampire bitch, girl kills boy. If this doesn’t move you, I don’t know WHAT will.

CFTP Commentary:

This movie is a fantastic example of what’s wrong with most people in a monster movie: 1, we hear of a vampire trapped by a silver cross. 2, we find an ancient corpse with a silver cross stuck in it’s chest. 3, WE PULL IT OUT AND THEN WALK AWAY! These people deserve everything that they get.

This movie has everything a person could ever want… provided they did not want light, vampires, werewolves, compelling storylines, common sense, or a likable cast. The few times I could tell what people were doing, I could not tell why they were doing it, and it’s probably for the best.

Awaiting Russ’ sage opinion on this film.

 

Intermission Segments

  • To be filled out.

Trivia

  • Recorded August 15, 2012
  • Recorded the same day and session as the next episode, Curse of The Aztec Mummy
  • This movie is the third in a series, so there may be other installments riffed later.  Maybe.

 

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The Werewolf Vs The Vampire Woman
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Episode no. Series 1
Episode 8
Riffers
Jim
Mike
Russ
Production code S1E08-WVVW
Original air date August 22 2012
Guest Riffers
Mark
Episode chronology
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Curse of The Aztec Mummy
CFTP Presents Series 1 Episodes

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